Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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