Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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