New low: just hacked my moms facebook
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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