HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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