We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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