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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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