are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
So much Jack, so little girl.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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