If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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