sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Everclear isn't food dammit
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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