connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Randomize