The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
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You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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