He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I love you. Go after that dick
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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