and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
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I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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