Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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