You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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