I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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