CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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