Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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