People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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