glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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