your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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