i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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