'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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