She went from zero to smokin in five shots
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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