You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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