I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
stop calling my apartment porn island.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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