Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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