I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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