The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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