Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
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Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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