Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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