So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
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i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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