Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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