I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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