You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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