Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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