i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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