Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(607): View more from New York

went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever

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(631): View more from New York

I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.

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(631): View more from New York

"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......

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(330): View more from Ohio

im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes

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(407): View more from Florida

I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.

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(519): View more from Ontario

It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...

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(260): View more from Indiana

I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.

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