life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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