yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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