too bad you live with your parents still
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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