what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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