woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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