My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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