whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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