But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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