: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
there was a trapeze. enough said
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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