We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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