He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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