Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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