Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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