i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
