I have demons in me.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.