Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay