I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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