Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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