love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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